Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls of Granite - Witcher 3 | The Mystery of the Reginald Statue
The folk hero is a mission in The Witcher 3, which you will encounter in the Blood and Wine supplement. Wild hunt does not threaten us anymore, which means we can do less global things.
Where to get the quest task
You can find the quest on the order board in Bokler, for example, the one on the main market. From an ad on the order board, Geralt learns about the existence of the national hero Tussent. Many countries have such famous personalities and the wine region is no exception. Residents of this region praise the hero Reginald. Who is this hero just was not - and a poet, and a skilled swordsman, a hero-lover. In addition, he was the architect who designed Tussent’s capital, Bockler.
Well, where is the national hero without his own statue. And with it, and there were some problems. After reading the announcement on the board, we go to the curator of the exhibition on which this statue is located.
Walkthrough of the quest Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls of Granite
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Going to the curator of the exhibition, we find several outraged visitors. They complain that they bought tickets, and did not get to the exhibition. The curator soothes them, assuring that their tickets are still valid, and they can get there as soon as the exhibition resumes.
The curator will ask us for help and instead of explaining the case, he will say that it will be easier to show. Once behind the closed doors of the exhibition, we see the very famous statue.
What is the crime? As it turned out, in the morning of this day, someone managed to steal Reginald's personal belongings.
They were not simple, but gold. Just kidding, of course, but according to the legend, the eggs had a magical property: those who touch them will receive incredible love power. In addition, the statue, like the eggs themselves, were cast from the Reginald itself and without this city sights exhibition, and the whole tourism of Bokler will suffer greatly.
Over the years, the witcher has seen many strange orders, and this order is clearly in the top of the most unusual. Having promised to the curator to understand, we begin the inspection of the statue. Immediately it becomes clear that personal belongings were sawed off. A drop of blood is found at the foot of the statue.
It looks like our thief was in a hurry and cut himself during the castration of the statue. And after going a little further we see the very weapon of crime - the diamond cutter, which the villain simply threw away nearby.
Opposite the vase with pink flowers you can find a piece of cloak, which is our main evidence.
The owner of the raincoat was heavily scented with cologne, so we can easily track it by smell. Turn on witch's flair and set off on the trail.
Sometimes it will disappear or become imperceptible because of a large number of people, so just stop, turn on your wit’s intuition once again and see where it leads.
At the end of the trail we will be at the closed door, because of which violent moans are heard. It seems that the magic power of Reginald is working, and the thief immediately got down to business.
Interesting fact. If you have a console installed in the game (using a mod, for example), then by turning on the free camera mode, you will be able to look behind the door without moving through the quest. And behind the door you will see exactly what these sounds are from. It becomes clear that the developers have taken care of particularly curious players and made an erotic scene that can only be seen using the console.
After hearing the groans tumble into the house right in the middle of the fun and find an aged ladies in the company of a young girl. Zhyus (our hero-lover) will immediately begin to justify himself before Geralt, considering that Rosalind's husband (the girl who immediately covered herself with a towel). However, Rosalind will immediately tell Jus that this is not her husband.
Grandpa will immediately grow bolder and begin to resent the fact that a stranger broke into his house. But Geralt quickly calmed him by mentioning the statue of Reginald de Obret and the missing personal belongings.
As in the Brazilian drama, right in the middle of the conversation, Rosalind's husband will appear, finding the whole company together. Oshalev from the appearance of a naked wife in the company of two men, he will say that he could possibly forgive one, but two is a bust. Having become enraged, the knight will rush on the witcher with his fists, giving us the choice to use Aksy or solve the case with his fists.
For Aksy, we, as usual, will get some experience.
No matter how we deal with the knight, after that he will leave the house, and we will return to talking about the statue. Grief-lover will thank us for saving us from an evil husband, and it is recognized that yes, it was he who stole Reginald's eggs. And he will assure that they actually have magical power - today they already had three times! And this is more than in the last 10 years. No matter how the old man rejoices at the return of youth, we need to return the eggs.
The Witcher 3 quest Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls of Granite - Choices and consequences
- Agree to leave the stolen grandpa for a fee. For this you need to choose a replica “Going” and for Jus gives us 50 kroner. The old man will promise that in a week he will give us the same amount of money. Having completed the dialogue, we will find ourselves behind the door, because of which the same sounds will be heard. It seems that our lovers do not waste time in vain. Now we are returning to the curator of the exhibition and reporting the sad news about the loss of the genitals. If you want to complete the task right now, then use meditation to waste 7 days and go back to the aged ladies' man. Returning to the house of Jusse on the note on the door, we learn that he died. Could not stand heart in old age. Self-suggestion about magical powers, of course, a strong thing, but someone just overestimated their capabilities. Near the door of the house Rosalind will weep inconsolably.
- After the answer “It will not work. I have to pick them up ”we deprive the old man of the joy from the newfound youth and take back the sawn-off genitals. The stolen is returned to the curator of the exhibition, to which he will be unspeakably happy. The reward for the assignment will be a statue of Reginald de Obret in miniature. A day later, the curator, using a hammer, will return everything to the place, and the exhibition will open again. If Geralt feels the Faberge returned to its place, it will receive a buff to stamina. The effect lasts an hour and during the run endurance will not be wasted.
- The third option, as for me, is the best. Choosing “I can lend them to you” we leave the old man to have fun another day and agree to come in exactly one day. Coming out of the house, we will again hear those “oohs” and “ahs” from behind the door. Day can be quickly rewind with the help of meditation. Returning to the old man, we learn that Zhus himself is already happy to give us back the manhood of the statue. Of course, he likes to feel the youth, but for the last time he already grabbed his heart, and in general he has no strength left. Having wished good luck to the old man, we return to the curator and then everything is the same as in the second version. As a reward, a statuette is given, and after a dubious ritual, Geralt will receive a stamina buff.
Attention. By completing this task, you can complete one of the subparagraphs of the quest “Path of destination”. Returning to the curator of the statue's genitals, the sub-item “to show honor” will be fulfilled. And if you leave Reginald's eggs to the old man, the subparagraph "to show sympathy" will be reckoned..
The figure received as a reward for the task is a piece of furniture. After you make repairs to your estate in Corvo Bianco, a statue of Reginald in miniature may be placed at the entrance to the wine cellar.
A bug that can be found during the walkthrough of The Witcher 3 - Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls of Granite
Some players complained that the evidence near the statue (a drop of blood, cloak and cutter) failed under the texture. And because of this, it was impossible to call them. If you encounter such, then well check the fence with flowers to the left of the statue. Even if a piece of cloak fell through, his shred could still be somewhere on the fence. Examining it, the quest can be continued. If you do not find anything, you will have to ship before you talk to the curator.
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